"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." —Erma Bombeck
Last Christmas morning, after all the presents were opened,
it was clear that my five-year-old son wasn't thrilled with the ratio
of toys to clothes he'd received. As he trudged slowly up the stairs,
I called out, "Hey, where are you going?"
"To my room," he said, "to play with my new socks."
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." —Joan Rivers
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- ISBN: 9781606525487
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- ISBN: 9781606525487
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- English
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